How to get into a sari (as experienced by Rach):
1) Pick a sari. That’s anywhere from 1-1500 steps in itself, depending on with whom you are shopping/borrowing. With a full spectrum of saris on hand from friends and friends’ moms, the choice can be overwhelming (thanks Linta). Every sari is wonderfully unique, and the one you wear to the engagement ceremony should be totally different than the one you wear to the wedding rehearsal, which, of course, should be outshone by the one you wear to the wedding. If you are really hardcore, go to India and pick them out. Because they are way cheaper there. Just don’t account for the $1800 plane flight. BTW, the sari should be the approximate square footage of a typical Manhattan one-bedroom.

2) Put on the blouse and slip. If you can barely breathe and your arms are losing circulation, then you have just about the right fit for the blouse. A little tighter than a boa constrictor hug should do it. (Fortunately - or not - Rach’s wasn’t near as form fitting as it needed to be.)
3) Put your arms out and look straight ahead. If properly positioned, a 50 year old Indian lady (or four of them) should quickly swarm and spin you around. Wrap, tuck into waist, unwrap. Rinse. Repeat. 5 times. Throw some safety pins in there for good luck. Fold the sari into pleats, say a prayer, and hope they don’t fall out. Stand there while the Indian ladies huddle and confer. Throw it over your shoulder, and don’t forget to smile!
4) Once you are totally comfortable with the color and design (because gold really does not go well with blond haired fair skinned ladies), walk the runway for the kind Indian ladies. Let them huddle, confer, take you to the back room where they pull out old suitcases FULL of more bright and colorful saris, and then chuck the old one. Sit down on the couch as the Indian moms debate it out, heads tilting to the side, grimacing, and fingers wagging in disagreement. Relax (hopefully with a chai latte) as they unfold entire saris, fold them up again, and review that process with an OCD-like fervor. Find solace in the daughters of these ladies, who have grown up with this process their whole life and learned to love it and appreciate its relational beauty.
5) Agree to disagree and come back in the morning, bringing a dress just in case the 100 options don’t work out. Repeat steps 2-3, and then realize that there’s a point of no return. Go to the engagement ceremony and luncheon, pulling the random wonderfully available Indian mom into the bathroom to adjust and re-adjust. Watch as the same Indian matrons wear their ornate saris with ease and grace, while you realize you are fidgeting like a three year old. Have fun!
The engagement ceremony was about as big as a normal American wedding, and just as fun. Zeena was wearing the most beautiful sari, and we can’t wait to see her at the ACTUAL wedding, which will end up being AT LEAST twice the size of ours - no joke. Gotta love the Indian culture - they roll deep and know how to put on a party. Congrats Jerry and Z!























